tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9905395.post5878521941389076223..comments2023-06-13T02:09:57.338-06:00Comments on David Rupp's Blog: The Last Language War / Language Trolling Post You'll Ever Need To Read (Hopefully)David Rupphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16410820024654313029noreply@blogger.comBlogger42125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9905395.post-52488277517339020292009-08-13T01:07:21.662-06:002009-08-13T01:07:21.662-06:00Funniest post i have ever read about languages.......Funniest post i have ever read about languages....<br /><br />Hahahaha.. C and C # will say we are the One....hahah Java will say- I am the one...<br /><br />Thanks Dude<br />James from <a href="http://www.babylon-idiomas.com/de/htm/sprachschule-spanisch-valencia.htm" rel="nofollow">sprachschule valencia</a>Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18417747689431345945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9905395.post-70734957191161799112009-03-14T02:59:00.000-06:002009-03-14T02:59:00.000-06:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Computer Sciencehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04973315217939253094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9905395.post-87543498448711862022008-08-09T19:44:00.000-06:002008-08-09T19:44:00.000-06:00Sheer beauty folks....makes me so glad to be a pro...Sheer beauty folks....makes me so glad to be a programmer (he says, as tears well up in his eyes).<BR/><BR/>Java, C/C++, Ruby, PHP, Perl, whatever...I like all of 'em! <BR/>(What else can I say: I'm a "Language Arts" major...)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9905395.post-63855950499362745982008-06-07T00:36:00.000-06:002008-06-07T00:36:00.000-06:00ANSI C - primus interpares !ANSI C - primus interpares !Knight Telekinetichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09024769065038023453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9905395.post-36202519774213398462008-04-23T13:54:00.000-06:002008-04-23T13:54:00.000-06:00Gee, all this [Smalltalk] about programming langua...Gee, all this [Smalltalk] about programming languages!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08553799919619492938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9905395.post-6049063827309389712008-04-23T13:06:00.000-06:002008-04-23T13:06:00.000-06:00PHP: "Don't mind me just having a mid-life crisis....PHP: "Don't mind me just having a mid-life crisis. Also watch out for my younger twin's ghost as he just recently was put down."Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08735704277452296916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9905395.post-34887022779808932742008-01-12T00:09:00.000-07:002008-01-12T00:09:00.000-07:00I have the dubious merit to use Scala.I can safely...I have the dubious merit to use Scala.<BR/><BR/>I can safely say that the BEST THING for Scala to do is exactly what it did.<BR/><BR/>Now, if only it would stop smoking python ...Bunnyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16780064784737445506noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9905395.post-40041809907195594442007-11-04T23:23:00.000-07:002007-11-04T23:23:00.000-07:00AND WHAT ABOUT COBOL YELLING ALL THE TIME?AND WHAT ABOUT COBOL YELLING ALL THE TIME?Paczesiowahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14436047943969802962noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9905395.post-31633501268474578672007-11-02T11:34:00.000-06:002007-11-02T11:34:00.000-06:00Hmm, I would think C and C++, rather than playboys...Hmm, I would think C and C++, rather than playboys would be more like the old union workers. <BR/><BR/>C: "Yeah, I've been doing this job for 30 years, and I'm getting paid $200,000 a year due to my sweet union contract and seniority. Sure, I just mop the floors in the conference hall where all you other languages are sitting around chatting in, but I bring home more bread than the lot of you. What, you want to change the way I do my job? Talk to the union rep... I mean API."<BR/><BR/>And then there's Postscript, who, when not sitting by the whiteboard, drawing out diagrams of what everyone is talking about, is over at the concession table obsessively opening all the soda cans "POP! POP! POP! heeheehee... POP!". He doesn't really talk to the other programming languages.<BR/><BR/>Then there's FORTRAN, who shows up really late, and asks "Why didn't anyone invite me?", and is met by the collective shrug and muttering of "Who's that guy?"... "Oh, I know I heard about him once..." "He's not actually a programming language is he?"... "Gawd look at those clothes."... "He could have at least washed first."... "He looks like he's been sleeping in a dumpster."... "What's with all those weirdo math tattoos all over his face?"...<BR/><BR/>C#: "Who's that hunchback over by the punch bowl?"<BR/>Haskell: "Oh, that's just CAML. He's an old friend of mine."<BR/>C#: "I heard he was working for Microsoft these days? Doing some SharePoint work?"<BR/>Haskell: "Nah, that's one of XML's kids. People get them confused a lot."thoward37https://www.blogger.com/profile/13651489325103515317noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9905395.post-52070617397863674102007-10-27T23:07:00.000-06:002007-10-27T23:07:00.000-06:00Good points raised mate!Good points raised mate!Renu Sharmahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12811173192181566339noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9905395.post-38755915423063960652007-10-27T11:59:00.000-06:002007-10-27T11:59:00.000-06:00Funny how none of you mentions C or C++.Oh how cou...Funny how none of you mentions C or C++.<BR/><BR/>Oh how could your systems be running without those languages?!Sviphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04768082314138998628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9905395.post-83696874039321305492007-10-26T14:00:00.000-06:002007-10-26T14:00:00.000-06:00Trolling with Java Web Frameworkshttp://www.jrolle...Trolling with Java Web Frameworks<BR/><BR/>http://www.jroller.com/javelotinfo/entry/trolling_with_java_web_frameworksAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17002578166283757395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9905395.post-27565682934142871532007-10-26T07:10:00.000-06:002007-10-26T07:10:00.000-06:00Perhaps an appropriate ending would read:"Finally ...Perhaps an appropriate ending would read:<BR/><BR/>"Finally the panel began to disperse, and one by one the languages exited the maintenance closet at the .NET convention center."<BR/><BR/>OK -- I'm just kidding.Benjaminhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04276963766574300619noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9905395.post-45328706152058818052007-10-26T07:04:00.000-06:002007-10-26T07:04:00.000-06:00This comment has been removed by the author.Benjaminhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04276963766574300619noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9905395.post-24547594664225648952007-10-26T05:33:00.000-06:002007-10-26T05:33:00.000-06:00Absolutly brilliant! Thanks.I wonder how C would f...Absolutly brilliant! Thanks.<BR/><BR/>I wonder how C would fit in. Maybe as the old and rich playboy everyone wants to interface with. The kind of guy that has all these semi legal kids from one night stands with simula (C++) and smalltalk (Objective-C). I dread thinking about the conception of Java and C#... must have been quite a wild night ;-)Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12170646683656762867noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9905395.post-7714767719236948762007-10-25T12:25:00.000-06:002007-10-25T12:25:00.000-06:00@Siarhei BarysiukPython (joins the conversation ab...@Siarhei Barysiuk<BR/><BR/>Python (joins the conversation about ASM): But look, he has already picked up few chicks, WHILE we are still talking.<BR/><BR/>Ruby: Good i..i...ide...idea, let...t...t's go...o...o!<BR/><BR/>Java (no response).<BR/><BR/>....<BR/><BR/>Java (still no response).<BR/><BR/>ASM (returns): hey, guy, you look sleepy, my friend C and I picked some chicks last NIGHT, now we are just going for some running. Do you want to join.<BR/><BR/>Java, Python, Ruby (no respones).Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04245866850711023643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9905395.post-67790098164528396092007-10-25T03:01:00.000-06:002007-10-25T03:01:00.000-06:00Let's add ASM:ASM: xor ax,ax mov dx,TIMER1_CNT in ...Let's add ASM:<BR/><BR/>ASM:<BR/> xor ax,ax<BR/> mov dx,TIMER1_CNT<BR/> in al,dx<BR/> or al,al<BR/> jnz FIXCOUNT0<BR/> xor ax,ax<BR/> out dx,ax<BR/> mov dx,TIMER0_CNT<BR/> out dx,ax<BR/> jmp SIGDEC<BR/>FIXCOUNT0:<BR/> mov bx,ax<BR/> mov ax,_dt_ymppr<BR/> sub ax,bx<BR/> mov dx,TIMER0_CNT<BR/> out dx,ax<BR/> xor ax,ax<BR/> mov dx,TIMER1_CNT<BR/> out dx,ax<BR/> jmp VAMOS0<BR/>SIGDEC:<BR/> mov _dt_ymdydx,DOWN<BR/> push word ptr 0FFFFH<BR/> push word ptr YARD_DECREMENT<BR/> push word ptr _io_evnt<BR/> call far ptr AAEVSIG<BR/> add sp,6<BR/>VAMOS0:<BR/> mov dx,EOI_REGISTER<BR/> mov ax,NON_SPECIFIC_EOI<BR/> out dx,ax<BR/><BR/><BR/>Ruby: Hey, dudes, what did he say, this lean and tiny old man?<BR/><BR/>Java: He said his non-crossplatform HELLO. Heh!<BR/><BR/>Ruby: Heheheheeee!Siarhei Barysiukhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06849054444443755816noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9905395.post-84718398245784034072007-10-24T16:55:00.000-06:002007-10-24T16:55:00.000-06:00You forgot:Java: public I<AM> uglyAsHell() {...You forgot:<BR/><BR/><B>Java</B>: public I<AM> uglyAsHell() { return this.butWhoCaresWhenAllNonTechnicalManagersBuyIntoTheVendorConspiracy; }<BR/><BR/><B>Ruby</B>: Java.really_is(:ugly)S. Potterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17341145424164713662noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9905395.post-23180008407125776102007-10-24T11:06:00.000-06:002007-10-24T11:06:00.000-06:00Thanks to all for the suggestions for the language...Thanks to all for the suggestions for the languages I (regrettably) left out. I especially like Python/RainMan and Haskell/Lazy. :-) And I hadn't even heard of BF; you really do learn something new every day.<BR/><BR/>BTW, another fun game is to think about casting. For example, I picture Ruby as being played by either Chris Farley or Adam Sandler, with the childish giggle ("heeheeheeheehee!") being Tom Hulce's Mozart-laugh from "Amadeus".<BR/><BR/>All in all, it looks like there's plenty of material for a SQL...David Rupphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16410820024654313029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9905395.post-5894087457822999842007-10-24T10:54:00.000-06:002007-10-24T10:54:00.000-06:00Where's the joke about Haskell being lazy?Where's the joke about Haskell being lazy?Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12528781906959512388noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9905395.post-24051408150274045292007-10-24T09:36:00.000-06:002007-10-24T09:36:00.000-06:00Classic. Really funny! Great job.Classic. Really funny! Great job.Vasuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10021094634221315273noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9905395.post-54608956042776310212007-10-23T06:31:00.000-06:002007-10-23T06:31:00.000-06:00How come Java can use substantives without declari...How come Java can use substantives without declaring their type first?<BR/><BR/>Person I would imagine that ProgrammingLanguage Java would speak like WayOfSpeaking this.<BR/><BR/>I would think that Python would be obsessed with doing things in the One Elegant way, and Perl would try to do the opposite.dellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16873331731877660793noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9905395.post-12853637971362112392007-10-23T05:32:00.000-06:002007-10-23T05:32:00.000-06:00"Yeah, too bad we didn't see a Java OutOfMemoryExc...<I>"Yeah, too bad we didn't see a Java OutOfMemoryException or a C# compiler error, but all in all I think this is an instant classic."</I><BR/><BR/>Java: rolling its eyes: "You're mixing me with someone else, dude; RTFJavaDoc; it's OutOfMemoryError; *sigh*;"Wilfred Springerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14440249224690404418noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9905395.post-38125103737981734942007-10-21T19:45:00.000-06:002007-10-21T19:45:00.000-06:00You left out the part where Java asks, "What was t...You left out the part where Java asks, "What was that? I didn't get it. Could you tell me again?"Sammy Larbihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00528348159110680766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9905395.post-32380886493561102022007-10-21T16:07:00.000-06:002007-10-21T16:07:00.000-06:00BF: +++++++++++[>+++++++++++--.---.--.------------...BF: +++++++++++[>+++++++++++<-]>--.---.<+++++++[>--<-]>.<++++[>---------<-]>---.huzehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08508303752114455584noreply@blogger.com